Ladies and Geetles, the Maccabi Games aka THE GREAT CELEBRATION OF JEWISH SPORTSMANSHIP AND PAGEANTRY TO BE OBSERVED IN ISRAEL ON THE 3RD MOON OF JULY EVERY 4TH YEAR, is upon us. And so it is time that I, King of ALL Jewish Baseball, proudly and dutifully present to you, using only my shepherds rod, and a mediocre wi-fi connection, of course… TEAM JEW.S.A., the Greatest All Jewish 18-and-under Baseball Team of All Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime…
Sam McKinnon, Catcher
Zach Feldman, Outfield/Left Handed Pitcher
Jacob Biller, 2nd Base. Brad Margolin, Catcher
Jason Schoen, 1st Base/Left Handed Pitcher
Ian McKinnon, Outfield. David Berger, Outfield
Justin Diamond, 3rd base/Right Handed Pitcher
Dean Kremer, Outfield/Right Handed Pitcher
Tyler Hart, Infield
Clayton Gelfand, Short Stop
Ben Feinman, Right Handed Pitcher. Matt Rothstein, Right Handed Pitcher
Josh Cohen, Infield/Right Handed Pitcher
Robert Scherl, 1st base/DH. And Brad Margolin, Catcher, again.
Leo Kaplan, Utility/Alive
Eric Holtz/Coach. Nate Fish, Coach/The King of All Jewish Baseball
We had our 1st game yesterday against Canada, and our 2nd game today against Israel. We won 12-0, and 15-1, respectively. Big Ben Feinman threw the 1st no hitter in the history of the Maccabi Games in a shortened 5-inning game against Canada. We have an off day tomorrow, for it is Shabbat, after all. Then Team JEW.S.A., currently the Greatest Jewish Baseball Show on Earth, resumes play. Canada Monday. Israel again Tuesday. Semi-finals Thursday. And the finals, the gold medal game, Friday.
So join us into the unknown, forward through time and space, on a quest for GOLD, love, and our rightful place in the Book of Life, and Jewish Baseball History…
Team JEW.S.A.
All Maccabi Baseball games broadcast live at… http://cnc.fibs.it/cnc/ceb/2013/maccabiah/live/xlive.htm
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