THE JOB

4 Feb

So, it’s been two weeks since I was named Director for the IAB.  I will not officially be employed by the IAB until summer.  But it is time for the work to begin.  There is so much to do.  But what, exactly, does the Director of Israel Baseball, how do you say… do?  The answer… is… I do not know.  But I am learning and organizing an army of warriors the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since 2006 with the release of the film 300.

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This is Sparta– I mean, Israel Baseball!

As National Executive Director, I will be responsible for…

1) The Israel National Team Program.

2) 80 or so teams across the country in age divisions ranging from 8-and-under to 18-and-over.

3) Helping raise money for a new National Training Facility and Stadium.

4) General baseball educational services in schools and communities around the country.

In short, I will be responsible for introducing and integrating baseball into Israeli life, and improving the quality of baseball for those few people in Israel who already play.  It should only be slightly more difficult than defeating the entire Roman Army with 300 male models.

The possibilities are endless. But this is no time for fantasies, for there is work to be done.  That’s right, Ladies and Junipers, the King of Jewish Baseball must now leave your bedside, if only for a while, to attend to his duties as leader of Sparta, and the Israel Association of Baseball.  I shall return soon.

Victory is ours!

One Response to “THE JOB”

  1. Margo Sugarman February 27, 2013 at 10:08 am #

    We’re looking forward to having you here!

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