THE GREATEST JEWISH BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME

18 Sep

And now, Ladies and Geetle-Bugs, it is my privilege and honor to present to you, the Greatest Jewish Baseball Team of All Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. Team Israel.

Jack Marder, IF, the King of Swindle

Nick Rickles, C

Jeremy Gould, LHP

Adam Greenberg, OF, the King of Velvet Deer Antlers http://www.lurongliving.com/

Max Perlman, RHP

Ben Guez, OF

Detective Cody Decker aka the Bear Jew, any postion on the damn field

Barry Weinberg, Head Trainer

Jake Schmekleberg, SS

David Kopp, RHP, the King of Gotham City, Hog Wart, Bikini Bottom, and all other mythical places

Matt Martin, Coach

Mark Loretta, Coach

Shawn Green, OF/Hitting Coach

Gabe Kapler, Coach/Firm BP Thrower. the King of Egraphs https://www.egraphs.com/

Brad Ausmus, Manager

Andrew Lorraine, Pitching Coach

Brownie, Equipment Manager

Jeff Urlaub, LHP

Robbie Widlansky, OF, the King of Deez

Casey Haerther, !B

Nate Frieman, 1B

Young Joc Pederson, OF, Mayor of Swag Town, USA

Brett Lorin, RHP

Ben Orloff, IF/wizzard

Jeff Kaplan, RHP

Dan Rothem, RHP

Justin Schumer, RHP

David Colvin, RHP

Josh Zeid, RHP

Shlomeil Shlomeil, RHP/Bad Ass

Alon Leichman aka the Shalom, RHP

Richard Bleier, LHP

Charlie Cutler, C/Machine

Josh Satin, IF

Eric Berger, LHP

Nate Fish, Bullpen Catcher/The King of Jewish Baseball

43 hours ’til game time!

One Response to “THE GREATEST JEWISH BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME”

  1. Jesse September 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

    Congrats on making (?) the squad Fish. Looks like a great team with a bunch of legit Jews. Tell Satin, Marder, & Shlomo I say hello and good luck this week. Have fun man-
    Jesse

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