And now, Ladies and Geetle-Bugs, it is my privilege and honor to present to you, the Greatest Jewish Baseball Team of All Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. Team Israel.
Jack Marder, IF, the King of Swindle
Nick Rickles, C
Jeremy Gould, LHP
Adam Greenberg, OF, the King of Velvet Deer Antlers http://www.lurongliving.com/
Max Perlman, RHP
Ben Guez, OF
Detective Cody Decker aka the Bear Jew, any postion on the damn field
Barry Weinberg, Head Trainer
Jake Schmekleberg, SS
David Kopp, RHP, the King of Gotham City, Hog Wart, Bikini Bottom, and all other mythical places
Matt Martin, Coach
Mark Loretta, Coach
Shawn Green, OF/Hitting Coach
Gabe Kapler, Coach/Firm BP Thrower. the King of Egraphs https://www.egraphs.com/
Brad Ausmus, Manager
Andrew Lorraine, Pitching Coach
Brownie, Equipment Manager
Jeff Urlaub, LHP
Robbie Widlansky, OF, the King of Deez
Casey Haerther, !B
Nate Frieman, 1B
Young Joc Pederson, OF, Mayor of Swag Town, USA
Brett Lorin, RHP
Ben Orloff, IF/wizzard
Jeff Kaplan, RHP
Dan Rothem, RHP
Justin Schumer, RHP
David Colvin, RHP
Josh Zeid, RHP
Shlomeil Shlomeil, RHP/Bad Ass
Alon Leichman aka the Shalom, RHP
Richard Bleier, LHP
Charlie Cutler, C/Machine
Josh Satin, IF
Eric Berger, LHP
Nate Fish, Bullpen Catcher/The King of Jewish Baseball
43 hours ’til game time!
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